geothebio:

geothebio:

i realize that marvel has an official tony stark twitter but why don’t they have an official steve rogers twitter where all his tweets are just confused sentence fragments

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ralphthemouth:

lady—hulk:

It just keeps…… getting. …. better

cyberthug13:

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

exactly, anyways donate that chump change to my paypal

cumber-kitty:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

is-doitsu-an-instrument:

In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so hard that they die.

French slang is freaking metal.

DEATH BY OHONHONHON

#also sounds like murder

arkellia:

seamus approves.

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via & source

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thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

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"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

tatiianamaslany:

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laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

sweettasteofbitter:

rnugler:

thecaucasian-asian:

nutellaesmerelda:

Animated art gif

squint at it when you look at it

this is incredible

agentdarcy:

friendly reminder that there’s a cut scene in Thor that while the Destroyer is blowing shit up, Darcy runs into the pet store to save all the animals and give them to people leaving the town

as things are being set on fire around her, she talks to the dog, telling him I  won’t let the big scary monster step on you,  and names it Baker

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deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

superwholockthecomic:

kikibelge:

keepcalmandkneelbeforeloki:

hOW COuld YOU saY THAt

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JUST LOOK AT CAS

WITH HIS PLATE

APOLOGIZE TO YOUR BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW, DEAN WINCHESTER

shylocks:

#sherlock wants to do the whole speech with john’s arm around him  

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