I STREETPASSED THIS PERSON
AND THIS WAS THEIR BASEMENT.
I GO TO SCHOOL WITH THIS PERSON.
FUCK, THIS IS MY HOUSE.
Someone tested George-Michael’s “unfailing internal clock.”
This is what the internet is for.
I picked joining Tumblr and staying active on here because:
- I’m not attractive enough to be a Youtuber
- Not popular enough for twitter
- Facebook is dumb
PLEASE DO NOT ASK BAND MEMBERS TO FUCK YOU IT IS RUDE AND INSANE THEY ARE HUMANS NOT PIECES OF MEAT DO YOU WALK INTO THE GROCERY STORE AND YELL FUCK ME AT EVERY ATTRACTIVE PERSON THAT YOU SEE I MEAN COME ON
What a beautiful wedding
What a beautiful wedding, says a bridesmaid to a waiter
And yes, but what a shame
What a shame the camera man is trying to murder one of the guests
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
The most accurate portrayl of British TV ever to be on British TV
do you ever just get
that’s my friend
Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
"you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note"
"these chairs are fantastically luxurious"
"I’ve never seen so much salt in one place"
I am going to start playing this game.
do u ever have that default username that you always use and if a site already has it taken youre like . speechless
remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
do you ever just want someone to come over and lay on the floor with you for a while